WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?

I picked the boys up after school today only to find Carson with this strange kid attached to his arm. He said he was coming home with us to play for the day. I thought for a moment and said to myself "heck no your not....who the heck are you?" but I didn't and in my motherly voice said sounds good. I brought the boys home and they headed straight to the artillery room looking for their bb guns. They grabbed them and walked out the door without saying a word. Where in the crap are they going I thought to myself.....and who the heck is that kid? I noticed they were heading into the canyon down from our home. It was like they were heading to WAR! All three of them with their little bb guns sticking in the air. I thought it seemed a bit strange so I packed Coop up and threw him in my backpack and headed out the door. Yup, I was going to spy on these boys to see what was going down. I made my way down the rocky path only to find this strange boy aiming his gun at a little cute bird. Watch this he said in a cynical voice. He pumped his gun up and SHOT. Holy poop crap he killed that little bird. I have always told my kids that they EAT what they kill. I don't think they would like to eat CROW for dinner. Well, I walked up on these little guys and scared the bejebees right out of them. We had a great talk about respecting animals.....even CROWS and headed back on our way home. As I walked in the door this little guy told me that he brought all of his sleeping clothes to spend the night. I thought to myself....Who the heck are you? but in my nice motherly voice said- Alright. Well, they seemed to have a great day together but I am still wondering who the heck this child is who I have never met nor heard of in my life. I am hoping I don't show up on the news tomorrow night for kidnapping a boy named ?????